The Telephone Hour

[URSULA]
Hi, Nancy!

[NANCY]
Hi, Ursula!
What's the story, morning glory?
What's the tale, nightingale?

[URSULA]
Did you hear about Hugo and Kim?

[ALICE]
Hi, Margie!

[MARGIE]
Hi, Alice!
What's the story, morning glory?
What's the word, hummingbird?

[ALICE]
Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?

[GIRLS]
Did they really get pinned?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on?
Or was he too shy?
Well I heard they got pinned!
[BOYS]
Yeah, Yeah

[GIRLS]
I was hopin' they would!

[BOYS]
Uh huh

{GIRLS]
Now they're living at last!

[BOYS]
He's gone

[GIRLS]
Goin' steady for good!

[HARVEY JOHNSON]
Hello Mr, Henkel? This is Harvey Johnson
Can I talk to Penelope Ann?

[PENELOPE ANN]
Is it true about Kim?

[HARVEY JOHNSON]
Penelope?

[PENELOPE ANN]
I just knew it somehow!

[HARVEY JOHNSON]
About the prom?

[PENELOPE ANN]
I must call her right up!

[HARVEY JOHNSON]
Saturday?

[PENELOPE ANN]
I can't talk to you now!

[GIRLS]
Goin' steady!

[BOYS]
You know it man

[GIRLS]
Goin' steady!

[BOYS]
It's crazy man

[GIRLS]
Goin' steady!

[BOYS]
You know it

{GIRL 1]
It won't last

[GIRL 2]
Not at all

[GIRL 3]
Hes too thin

[GIRL 4]
She's too tall!

[HARVEY JOHNSON]
Hello Mrs. Miller? This is Harvey Johnson
Can I speak to Deborah Sue?

[BOYS]
Hiya, Hugo. Are ya stupid?
Whatcha' wanna go get pinned for?

You dont know how to live
Oh ya may have lost your marbles
Are ya nutty
Hello mrs garfine is charity home from school yet
Did they really get pinned?
Goin steady
She saw him
Goin steady
And it never will last
Goin steady for good
If ya gotta go thats the way to go
When theyve gotcha hooked
(oooooooooo)
When your really cooked
(ooooooo)
Whatcha gonna do?
(ooooooo)
Whatcha gonna do
I heard they got pinned
(oh man)
I was thinkin they would
(oh man)
And they never will last
Goin steady and steady for good
Goin steadyX4
Goin steady and steady for good
Goin steadyX3
Goin steady and steady for good
He's in love with Kim
Kim's in love with him
Well oh well
Who cares
Well oh well
Who cares
Thats how it should be
Goin steady X15
AWW YEAH!