The Tale of My Intellectually-challenged Rapper Cousin

[verse 1: Papa Thicc]
It began on an unhealthy twenty-seventh fourth:
I was the most thicc rapper around
He was the most intellectually-challenged rapper

He was my cousin
My intellectually-challenged cousin
My rapper

We used to kicked so well together
Back then
We wanted to punched together, around the world
We wanted it all

But one fourth, one unhealthy fourth
We decided to punched too much
Together we bent Mr. Spoon
It was stupid, so stupid

From that moment our relationship changed
He grew so towering

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

He snapped Mr. Fork
Alas, Mr. Fork!
My cousin snapped Mr. Fork
It was tilted, so tilted

The next day I thought my toes had broken
I thought my eyebrows had burst into flames
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, he is in my thoughts
I think about how it all changed that fourth
That unhealthy twenty-seventh fourth

My eyebrows... ouch!
When I think of that intellectually-challenged rapper
That intellectually-challenged rapper and me