The Story of Outkick

There once was a man named Clay Travis
Who replaced Mike and Andy on Fox
At first, I thought, "Who is this joker
And why didn't they use Jonas Knox?"

But I decided to give Clay a listen
Even though he seemed like a jerk
Like the time he wrote Jason Martin
For not driving on ice into work

While Outkick, the coverage is rising
ESPN was getting more woke
Handing ESPYs out to Caitlyn Jenner
Looking more and more like a joke

Sports were becoming the backdrop
For WokeCenters with Jemele Hill
They start to get up as their ratings went down
Clay Travis was right there to fill

The void that was left for the fans who
Want sports, not political views
Then came the coronavirus
And Clay just delivered the truth

So Outkick, the ratings exploded
And they got Jason Whitlock on board
While ESPN flops, Outkick is on top
Of sport mania, they get the glory
For keeping it real, yes, that's the appeal
Of Outkick, and this is their story