The Story of Adi

[Intro]
First, God bless, gotta pay respects to the greats
Jay-Z, Pusha T, and even deadbeat Drake
I’ve washed my hands, let’s check what’s next up on the plate
A fake-ass ‘rapper’, let’s break Adi in one take

[Verse]
Damn
That was me getting my feet wet
Let’s peel this boy open, trust, that ain’t just a threat
Cause I’ll roast you so hard, look for the smokestack
If all that’s left is ashes, I ain’t worried ‘bout a clapback
Snapbacks, flashbacks to the douchebags
Soulja Boy called, he said he wants his look back
I could talk about looks all day, it’s no feat
How ‘bout I talk about how your lyrics are backseat
Where’s your ghostwriter, that's an insult to the phantoms
Cause the smut shit you write is worse than the shit in fandoms
Sing about sex, we get it, you ain’t a virgin
Fucked a random girl in the ass, and now you think you know shit
Or are you lyin’ out your ass
Never got your dick wet, but the songs are out, can’t take it back
Speakin’ ‘bout lies, boy you wearing masks
Playin’ the fuckboy cause you’re insecure and that’s a fact
But wait, there’s one more layer, let’s peel it back
White boy saying the n-word, wishing he was black

Come on Adi, let’s face it
Everybody knows you’re tryna hide the basic

I’ll let that cool for a while
So let’s take a little moment for your musical style
You can make a nice beat, your singing doesn’t deserve it
Just shoot me in eardrums, I would prefer it
Your rapping’s pretty bad, but your singing’s worse
Every new track, gotta hire one more hearse
Your voice, I listened for the diss, but painfully
Kermit met Ricegum and had you, nasally
I wrote this rap in, like a week and a half
Turns out murder only really takes two minutes and one staff

[Outro]
Doctor, Adi’s going terminal!
Damn right, the damage done is irreversible
Poor little boy beaten bad, bare-knuckle
Got third-degree burns, but nothing too personal
Got your green light, hope this wasn’t too hard for you
I cut some slack to leave some for part two
Bitch, step up, but remember I was merciful
Cause next time around, it’s gonna get surgical