The Stick

[Intro: Nick XL]
(I'm bout to go Popeye on em)
Busting through the back
(I'm bout to go Popeye on these motherfuckers)
I just put a blade through the screen door
(Get some shit off my chest, I got some things to say)
Shit

[Verse: Nick XL]
IHeartRadio just do concerts, no one use that shit
I just got my license to kill, I'ma abuse that shit
I called my grandma on the phone and told her that she gotta die soon
My closet filled with superhero graphic tees, I'm a white dude
My girl turned Jewish now she don't gotta do oral no more
I'm comparing the natural ripeness of 2 bananas at the store
I found a Playboy in the woods and read an article on gentrification
I sold your kid a Macklemore CD and said that he was blasian
Snoop Dogg look like his height don't distribute comfortably
Your wife told me your favorite movie was "I Heart Huckabees"
Mark Wahlberg participated in numerous hate crimes
I went to his restaurant and had to order off the kids menu
James Cameron is gonna drown one day, don't quote me
I'm stayin in this weekend to fuck myself like I'm Loki
My dick bald so I nicknamed it 'Stone Cold Steve Austin'
I swiped left on her profile cause her anthem was Boston

[Hook: Nick XL & Sample]
Huh! Bitch! Ha!
And I'ma pull up on your block with the stick
(Moto surf!)
Huh! Bitch! Ha!
And ima pull up with it, huh
Better get- better-

[Outro: Nick XL & Sample]
Ok, I'm done
I'm done now
I'm j- I'm just fuckin' around
"(We weren't moto-surfing) Yeah, right
You know? just once I'd like to be wrong"