The Squiddles Save Christmas

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse]
Hey everybody, let's all sing
'Cause the Squiddles just bought a Christmas tree

[Chorus]
Squiddle Squiddle Squiddle something Squiddle
Something that rhymes with more Squiddle
[Non-Lyrical Vocals]
(Please help us, please help us)
(Please help us)
Squiddle

[Interlude: Squiddles, Nog Baby, Skipper Plumbthroat Robot]
I think I had too much eggnog...
Could it be?
I think so!
No way!
Yeah!
It's... Nog Baby!!
Yes my children it is I, Nog Baby. Lord and savior of the waking world. Thanks to my immaculate conception, I have been brought to you today to absolve you of your nog-related sins
Wow, that's cool!
Very cool!
Praise the lord!
Lord and savior!
Now my children. You better be careful! Because the Murky Brineswallow created a robotic Skipper Plumbthroat, and he's out to ruin Christmas for everybody! Go get 'im!
There he is! Let's attack him with a tickle fight! (Arr!)
Squiddles!
Arr Squiddle- fucking Squiddles in my fucking shoes, how did you even fucking get there? Squiddle- Fucking Squiddl- Arr!
Fuckin- Arr- Squiddle! Arr- Arr- Arr- Arr- Arr- Arr! Fucking- Fu- Arr- Fuck Fu- Fu- Fu- Fu- Fu- F- Fucking Squiddle- Squiddle!
Arr Squiddle! Fucking Squiddles in- Arr!
Get out of my life, dad

[Outro]
And to all a-