The Social Villain

[Verse: DSTL]
I got a crazy appetite for sinnin', I admit it
One day I had the urge to slap a dog
And punch a midget and I did it
Now I'm banned from Chuck-E-Cheese
All just from tryna drown my homie in the ball pit
I had the urge to fill a watermelon with explosives
And use hypnosis to make my dog think he was Moses
I ain't got no chill
Run through your local daycare
Yell out "Santa isn't real!"
The good I wanna do I don't end up doing it
I just ruin it and end up running in the wrong direction
Running naked through your intersection
With a cardboard cutout sign that says
"I'll do anything for Twitter mentions, I'm thirsty"