The Snake Song

He swallowed a frog
And hollered yum-yum
He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue
He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night
Then he stopped in his tracks
It was love at first sight

(He said)
My skin is black
Your skin is green
You dwell in a garden
I live by a stream

Although I'm short and stocky
And you're long and lean
I've got a crush on you
Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter
I've got a crush on you

He said I'm a king snake
And you'll be my queen
With a butler and serpents
And your own private stream
If you refuse me
It would be such a shame
'Cause I'm so tired of doing my own fang

Then he squeezed her tighter
To excite her and delight her
Oh I've got a crush on you
(and I'll be back tomorrow)

Next day when he got there
A two-legged man was holding sweet green thing
In his big human hand
A long jet of water shot out of her nose
Ol' king snake had fallen in love with a hose

(He said)
My skin is black
Your skin is green
You dwell in a garden
I live by a stream

Oh, you're made of plastic
I think you're fantastic!
Oh, I've got a crush on you