The Slashy Show

[Intro]
Talkin' about this' their year..
None of y'all turnin 22 in 2020
And I'm from the 2200 no cap
This' my year
Mhmm
Heh, that's what I'm fuckin' talkin about!

Welcome to my show
How's everybody doin'?
Haha, woo!
That's how it is though!
People in the back!
Aight

We changin' it up?
Let's go

Yeah, woah

[Verse 1]
Lately I've been pushin' myself
To my real limit, (yeah)
Lazy rappin', lookin' dumb
But I'mma still get it. (ruh)
Cuz I be chirpin' on these beats
Like a lil' cricket, (uh)
See me toungin' fly girls
I go rrubba-rribbit

Huh, go and fuck a midget
Lil sucka, get it done
Hit it like she number one
Hit and run, bet you'll
Think it's fun
To be the new bloke
Up in the alley who's stoked
He fucked a tranny who knows
You'll come in handy with blow-

Jobs; Each costin' 200, (GRO!)
Cuz dudes know the
Chick you fuckin'. (she's a hoe!)
It's the truth and
You still love it, (we all know!)
That she's loose and
You still hump it. (free our bro!)

Your penile growth has
Completely stopped
Now your senile though
So go see the doc
Now you got a case of
Sex life injuction!
Waste a whole verse on
Erectile disfunction!

Haha! Woo!
Y'all know what it is baby!
Yeah, uh. Get it, get it!

[Verse 2]
I'm an irregular math problem
Y'all could never solve
And I'm proud of it, out of it
Like a boy I'm scoutin' it

So if you're a girl, gimme cookies
Aye! Aye baby gurl, listen to me..

I'mma I'mma
Put my genie in your lamp
When I'm just talkin to you
Don't you dare interrupt me
When I'm in my room watchin Hulu
I'mma make sure that every
Living being is gonna sue you
And I'll be the prosecuter
And watch you get cocked & neutered

And that's just it, (that's it)
Prolly gon' dip. (dippin')
Like I'm on a trip, (trippin')
I done wrote a hit! (hittin')
Some you rappers spittin' bars
But your flow is shit!
Go back to the beginner yard
Y'all should grow a bit

Stomp on you mothafuckz that
Just deserve to be in a back burner
Get hit wit a gat, 30 a clip
When it clack, gurlin' shit like a rat
Turn to a bitch and then snitch
On a cat hurtin' its kitten
Like "tHaTs MurDeR!"

Ooh damn!
I just be spazzin' too much
I think I need to get confined
And get a attitude crutch
And if you got a hold of me
Well you just have a loose touch
And if you wanna go at me
Well I don't plan to loose clutch
Mothafucka huh

Jump from the freethrow line
Moonwalk through the air
While rappin' Renegade;
That's Em-Jay (MJ)
I could be a rap magazine
Where you look for metaphors
I might be The Source (Thesaurus);
That's Ben-Ray

Give in to what you want and
Be fly!
Kings do not get free thrones so
Keep tryin'!
Know that you're not alone in
These times!
Send me a feature bro you'll
Be fine!

Why am I completely nude?
In a dreamy mood and ladies
Wanna meet me too? Relieve me lord!
I do not wanna treat thee rude
This speedy tune will
Turn my brain to creamy goo
And maybe boo
I'll show you how this Ez do
With a greedy clue;
GOFUCKURSELF.EDU
So stream me too
Go give my ass a sweet review
This is my show bitch!
Welcome to CD-2

[Outro]
*Burp*