The Slash

[Verse 1]
In summertime, I was feelin' brave
I took a dip in a crystal lake
When I felt something beneath the waves
A drowning boy, no body saved
It was another kill on Halloween
When he was done with the trick or treat
He killed his sister with a kitchen knife
And now they slay for life!

[Chorus]
They did the slash (Oh-oh)
They did the murder slash
They did the slash (Oh-oh)
They made a bloody splash

[Verse 2]
Last night I had a crazy dream
Ghostface made me scream
'Cause he and Chucky hatched a plan
And Freddy Krueger lent a hand
They found a miner from the inner mine
And sent Candyman five times
Even the creeper came to take a look
But by then I was hooked

[Chorus]
They did the slash (Oh-oh)
They did the murder slash
They did the slash (Oh-oh)
They made a bloody splash
They did the slash (Oh-oh)
They did the murder slash
They did the slash (Oh-oh)
It was a graveyard smash

[Refrain]
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Doin' the slash is the way to go
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Who'll be the last girl? No one knows!

[Bridge]
Some pervert's got your number
He calls a party where you slumber
It's always such a bummer
When everyone knows what you did last summer
Everyone knows what you did

[Refrain]
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Doin' the slash is the way to go
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Who'll be the last girl? No one knows!

[Verse 3]
"These days it's so absurd"
Said a psycho, take my word
"I used a knife back then, but now I've heard
There's been a Texas chainsaw massacre"
"[?]," he said, "you're no liar
These kids are playin' with fire
'Cause Art the Clown is always down
To find new ways to terrify
He's always down to clown!"

[Chorus]
They did the slash (Oh-oh)
They did the murder slash
They did the slash (Oh-oh)
They made a bloody splash
They did the slash (Oh-oh)
They did the murder slash
They did the slash (Oh-oh)
It was a graveyard smash