THE SIMS 4 DISS TRACK

[Chorus]
I shouldn't have to pay six hundred bucks for a game that should only cost sixty dollars
I shouldn't have to pay six hundred bucks for a game that should only cost sixty dollars

[Verse 1]
I'm lookin' at you, Sims (And World of Warcraft)
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Y'all are robbing me at gunpoint for the gold I never struck
I simulate my life
Fake success and tons of hunnies
So why the fuck would real me be made of fucking money? (I'm so poor)
I don't care what you think
"They update the game" (Bruh)
You can buy it on Steam but only I'm getting played
Releasing that base game must've been really brave
The way you robbed your fans has Will Wright rolling in his grave (He's not dead)
Pools, ghosts, toddlers
Bunk beds and ladders
Remember when you launched the game minus gameplay that matters
Watering down old games?
Man, that seems very trusty
For fucking us so much, this pussy's really fucking dusty

[Interlude]
The sad thing is, I really like this game
No, I really do. It's just I feel hurt, y'know?
Like The Sims 2 had eighteen DLC altogether
Now, that sounds like a lot, but The Sims 4 has forty

[Chorus]
I shouldn't have to pay six hundred bucks for a game that should only cost sixty dollars
I shouldn't have to pay six hundred bucks for a game that should only cost sixty dollars

[Verse 2]
In normal video games, dynamic weather just exists
But in The Sims 4, they treat it like a fucking gift (Wow)
Oh my gosh! For me? Oh you shouldn't have
I give you all my money, oh you really shouldn't have
If you loved your community, you wouldn't milk them dry
I'm not a fucking cowplant so don't you even try (They already did)
The Sims 4 ain't so bad but it's such a crying shame
That you sold us a capitalistic marketing ploy as a base game

[Chorus]
I shouldn't have to pay six hundred bucks for a game that should only cost sixty dollars
I shouldn't have to pay six hundred bucks for a game that should only cost sixty dollars