Owen Otto
Owen Otto
Owen Otto
Owen Otto
Owen Otto
Owen Otto
Owen Otto
Owen Otto
Owen Otto
Owen Otto
Owen Otto
There was a show I never wanted to see
But now the star has hijacked every screen
Every conversation, every late-night joke
The ratings have climbed beyond wildest hopes
Reality TV, TV reality
The truth is based on a true story
You can close your eyes
You can lose the plot
But this is the show that you can't turn off
You can change the channel
And you can press stop
But this is the show that you can't turn off
Will he drop the bomb? Will he post a selfie?
Billions of souls on the edges of seats
Will he round up people? Will he make a crude joke?
We'll just have to wait for the next episode
Reality TV, TV reality
The truth is based on a fake story
You can close your eyes
You can lose the plot
But this is the show that you can't turn off
You can change the channel
And you can press stop
But this is the show that you can't turn off
Reality TV, TV reality
The more you get enraged, the more you're engaged
You can close your eyes
You can lose the plot
But this is the show that you can't turn off
You can change the channel
And you can press stop
Sign petitions, take angry positions
You can watch it seriously or you can laugh
But this is the show that you can't turn off
There's a fat clown with a hole in his face
The sewage is dripping all the way to his legs
He climbs to the top of a pile of gold
And beats on his chest while the crowd goes wild
Oh man look at those cavemen go
Now we are all in the freakiest show