The Shaver Shoppe (Interlude)

[Submarine Boy]
Smooth, clean, silky, strong
These are the qualities of an ideal man
But there's one ingredient missing
The dome, the shine
The wife's home, the bald lid

[Submarine Man]
So come to Submarine Man's Shaver Shoppe today
And get your first Hotshave on the house!
See you soon, Oceaa!

[Outro]
Message paid for and sponsored by the Old Man Dad Palace
And associates of Old Man Dad Recording Studios
And the Submarine Man Shaver Shoppe Incorporated