THE SEVEN SEAS

[Hook: Custodian]
Sailing the seven seas
With my G’s
We are re’s
Microwaving as we please
If you don’t like it you can suck on these
Fucking on your bitch like a groupie
Counting all this paper like loose leaf
Sleeping on me but no roofies
And I'm popping these pills got me loopy
Sailing the seven seas
With my G’s
We are re’s
Microwaving as we please
If you don’t like it you can suck on these
Fucking on your bitch like a groupie
Counting all this paper like loose leaf
Sleeping on me but no roofies
And I'm popping these pills got me loopy

[Verse 1: Pepconzza]
8th grade I made Zeth cry
Looking like a faggot probably gayer than Kai
Rubbing his shit on the walls
Probably sucking on the TA's balls
Yo did you know
Fishy McBites is an albino
I just wanna know, bro
Where the fuck did your eyebrows go
Go to the school and we're grabbing a flag
Jump in the ditch and we're looking like fags
Dropped a microwave on Nolan's deck
Then he comes out and he's like what the heck
What the heck?
What the fuck?
Don't burn those waffles up
'Cause they'll fucking suck
No one gives a fuck holy shit you're a duck, aye

[Hook: Custodian]
Sailing the seven seas
With my G’s
We are re’s
Microwaving as we please
If you don’t like it you can suck on these
Fucking on your bitch like a groupie
Counting all this paper like loose leaf
Sleeping on me but no roofies
And I'm popping these pills got me loopy
Sailing the seven seas
With my G’s
We are re’s
Microwaving as we please
If you don’t like it you can suck on these
Fucking on your bitch like a groupie
Counting all this paper like loose leaf
Sleeping on me but no roofies
And I'm popping these pills got me loopy

[Verse 2: Custodian]
Me and Pep jump in the ditch
Grabbing a microwave like a lil bitch
It was just borrowed not stolen
Then we go bring it to Nolan's
I don't know how much that you'd have to offer me
To pretend microwaves are fucking comedy
I think Uriah's a master chef wannabe
We're making stew so don't forget the broccoli
Possibly there should be policies
About this microwave theft that is constantly
Going around in our fucking town
I am like 80,000 fucking pounds
That was just shallow
That was just cold like some aloe on a burn
Stealing these microwaves when will I learn
Getting this money that I fucking earned
On the seven seas I keep my cheddar in the churn

[Hook: Custodian]
Sailing the seven seas
With my G’s
We are re’s
Microwaving as we please
If you don’t like it you can suck on these
Fucking on your bitch like a groupie
Counting all this paper like loose leaf
Sleeping on me but no roofies
And I'm popping these pills got me loopy
Sailing the seven seas
With my G’s
We are re’s
Microwaving as we please
If you don’t like it you can suck on these
Fucking on your bitch like a groupie
Counting all this paper like loose leaf
Sleeping on me but no roofies
And I'm popping these pills got me loopy