The Sensitive Little Boy

[Intro]
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Ba ba ba da ba ba, da ba ba ba
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[Chorus]
I'm the latent homosexual, I'm the closeted queen
I'm the sensitive little boy that the bullies treat so mean
I'm the faggot, I'm the fairy, I wear skirts instead of jeans
And in my left ear I wear an earring

[Verse 1]
In first grade it was alright for the boys to play with girls
But by third grade football was how we got our thrills
When they would throw the ball to me I always missed
I never could explain that it simply hurt my wrist

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm the latent homosexual, I'm the closeted queen
I'm thе sensitive little boy that thе bullies treat so mean
I'm the faggot, I'm the fairy, I wear skirts instead of jeans
And in my left ear I wear an earring

[Verse 2]
High school was the dating years but I never had much luck
I had a girlfriend here and there but I never wanted to–
At lunch all the guys would sit and talk about who got who in bed
I would just sit and eat my lunch while singing in my head

[Chorus]
I'm the latent homosexual, I'm the closeted queen
I'm the sensitive little boy that the bullies treat so mean
I'm the faggot, I'm the fairy, I wear skirts instead of jeans
And in my left ear I wear an earring

[Verse 3]
I went away to college, no more mom and no more dad
Finding out just who I was was the only task I had
One night this guy made a pass at me after we had a lot to drink
He said, "Do you wanna come to my place?" I had to stop and think
Do I risk my family finding out that their little boy is a queer?
So I hesitated and then said "Hell yes!" and drank another beer

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm the latent homosexual, I'm the closeted queen
I'm the sensitive little boy that the bullies treat so mean
I'm the faggot, I'm the fairy, I wear skirts instead of jeans
And in my left ear and in my right ear and in my nose I wear an earring