The Secret To Life

[Verse 1]
I hide my shit in the closet
I got some space if you want it
It's cool, it isn't a problem
Now, right now

It's textbook repressive behaviour
Bow down to me, I'm your saviour
You like that? It isn't a problem
Now, right now

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a supercharged, supersonic
Freshly poured gin and tonic
I'm your stage, hop up on it
Everybody gather 'round
I deserve a shiny crown
So listen, you're missing

[Chorus]
The secret to life
This is the secret to life

[Verse 2]
My family? No, I'm nothing like them
Perfect, fantastic
Despite them, I get upset
When you run your mouth, your mouth

You always seem to want to tell me what to do
How would you like it if I held a mirror back at you?
This is harrowing
It's embarrassing

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a freshly squeezed, tangerine
Double-tracking drama queen
I'm your bike, jump right on it
(Jump right on it)
Everybody turn around
Sing it now, sing it loud
So listen, you're missing

[Chorus]
The secret to life
This is the secret to life
You wouldn't wanna be left behind
'Cause this is the secret to life
This is the secret to life