The Search

[Chorus: Chef Slushy]
Scrolling through all the categories
My Dick is rock hard it belongs in a quarry
Made a poem, I call this an allegory
Concoct these rhymes like a laboratory
Don’t know what to search or what to select
Drawing up searches like an architect
There ain't no category that I haven’t checked
And my dick is feeling a strong sense of neglect

[Verse: Chef Slushy]
What do I click on? What do I watch?
Just sitting here with my hand on my crotch
Just sitting here, all on my own
Will I ever find a girl I can bone?
Milf or teenager? What should I click?
Just tryna watch something while I stroke my dick
Gettin desperate, might open my kik
Who sent me that? I just saw a milf’s tits!
On a real note, though, It was kinda rad
She was 45, but she was kinda bad
Will I jerk to it? Prolly not
Gotta get that off my phone before I get caught
Pornhub or brazzers or teamskeet.com
Naughty Stepsister caught pegging her mom
Two teenagers banging after senior prom
Terrorists cumming while planting a bomb
As long as they’re naked don’t care where they’re from
Asian, Caucasian, they all make me cum
Except when a girl with a dick wants to play
How does anyone like that? That's hella gay
Boutta start dabbling into hentai
Saw a cute girl but that she was a guy
This girl has such giant titties and thighs
Oh wait, never mind I think she’s only 9

[Chorus: Chef Slushy]
Scrolling through all the categories
My Dick is rock hard it belongs in a quarry
Made a poem, I call this an allegory
Concoct these rhymes like a laboratory
Don’t know what to search or what to select
Drawing up searches like an architect
There ain't no category that I haven’t checked
And my dick is feeling a strong sense of neglect

[Outro: Chef Slushy and 911 Operator]
911, what’s your emergency?
I just spit fire!