The Scarn
The-office-usa & Ed Helms & Steve Carell
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The Scarn by The Office (USA) (Ft. Ed Helms & Steve Carell)
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Tucker GatesWrited by
B. J. NovakAbout
These vocal snippets are sampled from S7:E17 of The Office, “Threat Level Midnight”, which originally aired in 2011. The plot of the episode and its title are callbacks to S2:E7 “The Client”, where Michael Scott’s coworkers find out he’s written a screenplay for a James Bond-esque action movie calle...
The Scarn Lyrics
[Michael Scarn, spoken]
Not today. I'm too depressed to save the big game, Billy
[Billy the Bartender, spoken]
I'm gonna cheer you up. The only ways I know how's. Hey, kid! Hit G9 on the jukebox
[Michael Scarn, spoken]
Don't, Billy. I haven't done that dance since my wife died
[Billy the Bartender, spoken]
There's a whole crowd of people out there who need to learn how to do the Scarn
[Michael Scarn, sung]
Well, my name's Michael Scarn and I'm here to say
I'm about to do the Scarn in a major way
You jump to the right, and you shake a hand
And you jump to the left and you shake that hand
Meet new friends, tie some yarn
That's how you do the Scarn!
[All, sung]
Well, my name's Michael Scarn and I'm here to say
I'm about to do the Scarn in a major way
You jump to the right, and you shake a hand
And you jump to the left and you shake that hand
Meet new friends, tie some yarn
That's how you do the Scarn!
Oooh!
[Drunk Man, spoken]
If doing the Scarn is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on Earth!
The Scarn Q&A
Who wrote The Scarn's ?
The Scarn was written by B. J. Novak.
Who produced The Scarn's ?
The Scarn was produced by Tucker Gates.
When did The-office-usa release The Scarn?
The-office-usa released The Scarn on Thu Feb 17 2011.