The Sand That Claimed A Life

[Verse]
I used to be stuck in quicksand but now I am not
Now I think the fact that I'm not in the quicksand is awesome
‘Cause if I wasn't, I wouldn't be able to live and breathe like this
And walk without being covered in mud
And use my legs because they would be stuck in mud
Oh shit I just fell over and broke my legs!
‘Cause all my life I will now no longer be able to use my legs
But you wack fuckin' giant sacks of lyin' idiots that tripped me over will get whats coming to you
Now you shut up, bitch, I am crawlin'
Thought I was full of mud
And now you fuckin' slip on the ground on which I am spilling mud'
Me living as a cripple? I don't want to
I might as well find the quicksand again and jump in
So bring on the wheelchairs and let me find the spot again
It's the body bag game, bitch, I'm diving back in
‘Cause you dicks are gay, bunch of uncool assholes how dare you trip me over
I'm gonna die in the quicksand, I've been trying not to
But now that I'm a cripple I'm better off dead
You don't respect the legacy I leave behind, y'all can
Drown in quicksand; the day you beat me, mud will fly out my ass
In a mud saucer full of mud
The most viscous quicksand' and I ain't haltin'
'Til I die of sand death, inhale all the wet mud
The best part about me is I am dying in quicksand
And I'm Gary the quicksand master
And this is my story of how I almost escaped
The quicksand but didn't
Sad face