The Rubberband Man

Hand me down my walking cane
Hand me down my hate
Hurry now and don't be late
Cause we ain't got time to chat
You and me we're going out
To catch the latest sounds
Guaranteed to blow your mind
So high you won't come down

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Hey y'all prepare yourself for the rubberband man
You never heard a sound like the rubberband man
You're bound to lose control when the rubberband starts to jam

Oh, Lord, this dude is out of sight
Everything he does
Seems to come out right

Once I went to hear them play at a club outside of town
I was so surprised, I was hypnotised
By the sounds this cat's putting down
When I saw this short fat guy stretch a band between his toes
Hey I laughed so hard cause the man got down
When he finally reached his goal

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(And he likes to jam)
Got that rubberband up on his toes
And then he wriggled it up
All around his nose
Singing

(Doo-doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo-doo)
Guaranteed to blow your mind
(Doo-doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo-doo)
Playing all that music, yet keeping time
(Doo-doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo-doo)
Where in the world did he learn that, oh Lord?
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
Lord, help him get away

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How much of this stuff do you think you can we stand?
(I don't know)
So much rhythm, grace and debonair from one man
(One man)
Lord, then he had the nerve to wiggle his lest toe
To his knee
Got the feeling in his head y'all
Ah, come together now

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