The RPG Song

[Intro: Kyle Hebert (Spoken)]
In an age long past, there was born a boy
Who was not quite sure the kind of qualities required
To be the kind of man that can only be described as:
Courageous!
Caring!
...Kind-of short
So prepare yourself for danger, deception, dancing
For up the path comes our kind-of short hero
Known only as... Professor Shyguy

[Verse 1: Professor Shyguy]
It's lonely living here
And I'm waiting for you
Outdoor in fear
In a quiet little town
That once was boring
'Til the magic sword appeared
I sense danger
In the woods around me now
But when I make way back home
My mother's gone and I'm all alone
She left a note for me
It said, "please don't go out"
But I've slayed enough rats to know
How to swing a sword so I'm good to go
Start with every door and drawer
Inside my neighbor's house

[Chorus: Professor Shyguy]
Let's keep it civilized and fair
I'll attack you once, you attack me back
Don't think fast, sit back, relax, it's uh
My go, then uh
Your go, so uh
Let's keep it civilized and fair
I'll attack you once, you attack me back
Don't think fast, sit back, relax, it's uh
My go, then uh
Your go, then uh
My go, then uh
Your go, then uh
My go, then uh
Your go, then uh

[Verse 2: Professor Shyguy]
I have strength but I need
Someone else to heal me
I met a girl the other day
Looks like the princess
But, anyway
Found a mercenary
Who's scared to show
That he has feelings
And a long forgotten friend
Who might betray us in the end
He has some annoying
Cutesy creature that we
Just can't leave

[Chorus: Professor Shyguy]
Let's keep it civilized and fair
I'll attack you once, you attack me back
Don't think fast, sit back, relax, it's uh
My go, then uh
Your go, so uh
Let's keep it civilized and fair
I'll attack you once, you attack me back
Don't think fast, sit back, relax, it's uh
My go, then uh
Your go, then uh
My go, then uh
Your go, then uh
My go, then uh
Your go, then uh

[Bridge: Kyle Hebert (Spoken)]
We must not mock the fates
And sit complacently while others act
You must rise
Get up, join us!

[Verse 3: Professor Shyguy]
Why I can't jump the fence
Or tread upon the grass
I must walk upon a path that's green
I keep getting attacked by the exact same things
I've done the best
And seen the worst
But never spoke a word

[Chorus: Professor Shyguy]
Let's keep it civilized and fair
I'll attack you once, you attack me back
Don't think fast, sit back, relax, it's uh
My go, then uh
Your go, so uh
Let's keep it civilized and fair
I'll attack you once, you attack me back
Don't think fast, sit back, relax, it's uh
My go, then uh
Your go, so

[Outro: Professor Shyguy]
Let's keep it civilized and fair
I'll attack you once, you attack me back
Our fight is regulated
My go, then uh
Your go, so uh
Faster than I can beat the bad
They evolve themselves and they come right back
So, I'll just sit back, relax, and uh
I'll order a
To-go dinner