The Royal Doulton Music Hall

[SEAMUS]
Now where would we all like to go on this fine, fine day?

[MARY POPPINS]
The Royal Doulton Music Hall, please

[JOHN]
Where?

[GEORGIE]
What's that?

[MARY POPPINS]
We're on the brink of an adventure, children-
Don't spoil it with too many questions

In the nursery, you were never by yourself
There was quite another world upon your shelf

[JACK]
Hold on!

[MARY POPPINS]
Where each day crowds make their way upon the sun's descent
To a mythical, mystical, never quite logistical tent

Yes in this dearly dynamical
Simply ceramical Royal Doulton bowl
There's a cuddly and curious
Furry and furious animal watering hole
Where the monkeys and hummingbirds
Know the tunes and the words
Every beast large and small
Loves the very top drawer-able, always encore-able
Royal Doulton Music Hall

[SEAMUS]
Ooh, that one tickled my tail. Nearly there, Mary Poppins!

[MARY POPPINS and JACK]
Yes in this
Marvelous, mystical, rather sophistical Royal Doulton bowl

[JACK]
There's a lot of birds queuing up, a lot of hams chewing up
Scenery they swallow whole
There are lots of cats tuning strings

[MARY POPPINS]
Nightingales in the wings
Waiting for their big drum roll

[JACK]
At the simply sensational-

[MARY POPPINS]
Standing ovation-al-

[MARY POPPINS, JACK, and CHILDREN]
Royal Doulton Music Hall

[SEAMUS]
Here we are!

[ANNABEL]
But where's the music hall?

[MARY POPPINS]
Oh yes- that. Silly me

[instrumental]

[WOLF]
Step right up! Step right up!

[CHILDREN]
Wow!

[ANNABEL]
Goodness! How on Earth did she do that?

[JACK]
One thing you should know about Mary Poppins -- she never explains anything. Come on!

[WOLF]
Hurry, hurry. Get tickets while you can. For the one night only, one and only -- Mary Poppins! What an honor it is to have you join us this evening

[MARY POPPINS]
Thank you

[WOLF]
And who is this I see? Why, it's John, Annabel and Georgie Banks!

[JOHN]
You know us?

[WOLF]
Of course! Everyone knows the Banks children. Hurry along now. Get yourself some peanuts and candyfloss and go right on in
May we Mary Poppins?

[MARY POPPINS]
Yes- just keep away from the edge of the bowl

[FLAMINGO DANCERS]
At the highly acclaimable, nearly untamable
Lavishly praisable, always roof-raise-able
Royal Doulton Music Hall