The Rodeo Fan

The rodeo cowboys came to town
They done their thing
At the rodeo ground
They rode the horses
The steers and the bulls
Then they came to the tavern
To drink their bellies full

She thought that I was a hell of a man
That she became a rodeo fan
It must have been the smell of the cows
That turned her on to theme callous hands
The last time I seen that woman of mine
Was in a pick-up truck with a plastic sign
Said Buck Bennett wild horse rider
Area code 307 373 2280 just call anytime
Lord he's always at home

She thought that I was a hell of a man
That she became a rodeo fan
It must have been the size of his hat
That turned her on to that cowboy cat
The last time I seen that woman of mine
Was in a pick-up truck with a trailer behind
Yea she was twirling a rope out tha window
Hollerin'' bye bye Hun ride 'em cowboy
Hang in there let it rip
Well you should have seen the belt buckle on that dude
Lord I didn't stand a chance

The meanest thing I ever rode was a Honda 125
And they don't even bite or kick
Well old Buck he just blew dust in my face
As he spun his tires out of the parkin' lot
I lost that woman to one of those rodeo cowboys
I should have known better to have take her to that rodeo
If I ever get me another woman
I'm gonna keep her away from those cowboys
Keep her pregnant bare footed at home
Dog gone it that was the best gal I ever have had