The Rock’s Tamagotchi

[Intro: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson]
Uhh, just a little quick shoutout to Tyrese. His new album "Black Rose", I just heard it, I literally just heard it I heard the whole thing in my trailer and I've got to say in all honesty. Um. It's the biggest piece of dog shit that I have ever heard. Everyone's laughing by the way, but it's true 'cause everybody's heard it too. Everyone heard it right? There look at- all- everyone's like "yeah, big piece of dog shit". It shouldn't bе called "Black Rose" it should be callеd "Big Piece of Black Dog Shit". That's what it should be called. Not even a hard, dried up dog shit for seven days. It's a soft dog shit. It's like baby shit. It's like that. And I never want to hear it again and I'm never gonna fucking forgive him for wasting my time

[Chorus]
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck -gatchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis

(Ah, my pus- E)

[Collision]
Remember how you had to like, you would have to take the battery out at like a specific time and then put the other one in quickly
'Cause otherwise it would die, you know and it just, you w- you wouldn't get to keep your guy, you'd have to start all over
And that shit just fuckin' sucked, that would piss me off so fucking much

[Chorus]
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck -gatchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck Tamagotchis, bitch
Fuck

[Bridge: Ilysian]
PMC Fest 2020!
Hell yes dude
Are you guys hyped? I'm hyped. I don't know about you guys but I'm hyped
I don't know what the hell I'm doin', but we're gonna go on- eh- along as we go!

(Check this out)

(Uh Oh)

(Stinky)

(Funny)

(Funny poop, hahahaha, lalalala)

[Chorus]
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem (What)
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem (Hey)
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa (Check, check check, check this out)
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem (What)
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem (Hey)
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa

[Outro]
I didn't do nothin' to you. You're just mean 'cause you're British