The Revolution is Coming

[Interlude: William Forsythe, Charles 'Lew' Smith, John Goodman, William Forsythe & John Goodman]
You know how you put these things on?
Well, around the butt, then up over the groin area
I know where they go, old-timer. I just wanna know whether I need to use pins or fasteners?
Well, no, they got those, uh, tape-ettes already on there. It's self-contained and fairly explanatory
Uh-huh. Balloons! These blow up into funny shapes at all?
Well no, unless round is funny
I'll take 'em... A'ight now, now you just lie down back there, old-timer
Yes sir
Alright, I want you to count up to... eight hundred and twenty five, and then back on down to zero
Okay, then
I'ma come back in five, and check to see that you ain't cheatin'
Hurry up, open the door
He's a real cheerful little critter once he warms up to you
Hurry up!
Six Mississipi, Seven Mississippi, Eight Mississippi, Nine Mississippi
I got some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers them disposable kind... I got me a packet of balloons
They blow up into funny shapes at all?
No, just-
Say, where's Jr.?
What do you mean, didn't you put him in?
No, I thought—
Where'd we leave him?
AHHHHHHHH!