The Real Stuff

Well this ring on my finger
It might turn it green
But it was only a dollar
At dollar tree
My leather jacket
Is made of plastic
And that's just fine with me

Well it ain't Michael Kors
But it's gonna do
It was 9.99 does what it's supposed to
It holds my lip gloss
Not made by Kylie
And that's just fine with me

It's not leather, it's pleather
It's fake plated gold
It ain't diamonds, it's rhinestones
But the price had me sold
Cause I like to be flashy
But times have been tough
I'm on a tight budget
Can't afford the real stuff

Well they might not be ray bans
But they suit me fine
I bought'em down at the market
In the checkout line
These cheap sunglasses
Were practically free
And they look great on me

It's not leather, it's pleather
It's fake plated gold
It ain't diamonds, it's rhinestones
But the price had me sold
Cause I like to be flashy
But times have been tough
I'm on a tight budget
Can't afford the real stuff

When I'm out at the bar
I drink bottom shelf
Cause it all burns the same
$50 or $12 a bottle
Stretchin' my dollar
And buyin' cheap
And that's just fine with me

It's not leather, it's pleather
It's fake plated gold
It ain't diamonds, it's rhinestones
But the price had me sold
Cause I like to be flashy
But times have been tough
I'm on a tight budget
Can't afford the real stuff

I may not be rich no but I have enough
And I am who I am
And don't need the real stuff
I am whoI am
And don't need the real stuff