The Real Merry Fucking Christmas

Well it's that time of year again we start to feel real happy
Why? Because we're not going to work
If you believe in Santa Claus and you celebrate Christmas
You looking forward to Santa Claus coming down the chimney giving you some presents
It's a real good time of year
So in that good time of year we start to feel real good about ourselves
Start to feel great
So we start making promises to ourselves about hey I'm going to lose some weight, I'm going to do better in school, I'm gonna be better here and be better there
But guess what happens
The real merry fucking Christmas happens when all of that noise is gone
It's quiet and it's you against you

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The real merry fucking Christmas
The real merry fucking Christmas
The real merry fucking Christmas
The real merry fucking Christmas

And now all those endorphins are gone
And that promise you made about getting up early and getting after it to go lose weight, study harder
Guess what, it's a lot fucking harder now
Guess what, it's a lot fucking harder now
That repetition becomes a lot harder now
So a lot of us can't do things on our own
So find somebody in your life so when you throw that towel in
They throw that motherfucker back at you and say you're not fucking done yet

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The real merry fucking Christmas
The real merry fucking Christmas
The real merry fucking Christmas
The real merry fucking Christmas

Stay true to yourself stay hard