The Real Justina

[Intro]
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Justina please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Justina please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before (wow)
Shocked stare at the red hair
Iced Grill on my jaw (what's in your mouth?)
Like I don't care who's ever there, my verbal sharp as a saw
No time for prophylactics 'cause I only go raw (ew!)
It's the return of the, oh wait, no wait, you're kidding (what?)
If you wanna make it then start trying to fit in (seriously!)
Is she a porno star or an emcee spitting? (for real)
Both bitch, I'm Eminem with some titties (haha)
Feminist and I still voted him (psych!)
Psych, before I'd vote Trump
I'd eat a piece a corn outta load of my dump (ughhh!)
Take a shot a piss 'cause they're outta rum at the local pub (what?)
Regurgitate it all and shove the kernel back inside my rump (ouch!)
My bum is on your tongue (tongue), my bum is on your tongue (tongue)
And if you're lucky you too might taste the corn from my dung (haha)
And that's the message that we deliver to all the dumb
Illiterate, little dick, idiots pressin' penis pumps (uhhh)
And if they could jerk their dicks while eating Cheetos
Then why can't we go topless and rock it in just our speedos? (for real!)
If you feel the antidotes, just a placebo (ha, ha, ha)
Get ready for the repo, sing the chorus we go

[Hook]
I'm Justina, the only Justina
All you other Justinas are just on my penis
So won't the real Justina please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
'Cause I'm Justina, the only Justina
All you other Justinas are just on my penis
So won't the real Justina please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

[Verse 2]
Taylor Swift don't have to cuss in her songs to sell records (so what?)
Well I do, fuck her and fuck you too (fuck off)
You think I give a fuck about her moon man
If I was front row at the show, yo, I woulda hopped on stage and mooned them
But Jus, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?
Why? So they could finally let me in this year (gee, thanks)
So they could sit me here next to Weekend's hair
Kim Kardashian better switch me chairs
So I could sit between Ray J & Kanye West (oh, so tea)
And hear them argue over who made a sex tape best (ugh, gagging)
I'm sick of you fake Justina V. clones
I won't be dethroned, watch these peons just get peed on (shh)
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me (wow!)
Dress like me, dye their hair red like me
They just might be the next best thing but not quite me

[Hook]
I'm Justina, the only Justina
All you other Justinas are just on my penis
So won't the real Justina please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
I'm Justina, the only Justina
All you other Justinas are just on my penis
So won't the real Justina please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
I'm Justina, the only Justina
All you other Justinas are just on my penis
So won't the real Justina please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
I'm Justina, the only Justina
All you other Justinas are just on my penis
So won't the real Justina please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up