The Rat Song

[QUEEN ARIANA]
Put this powder in their food
They'll sleep like they should
When the island girl gets blamed
She'll be gone for good
Hurry right back to your room
You'll get something great
All the cheese that you deserve
Will be on this plate
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[PAT, spoken]
She said cheese!

[NAT, spoken]
She said cheese!

[PAT, spoken]
Onward! Watch my tail!

[NAT, spoken]
Stop pushing!

[NAT, PAT, NAT & PAT]
We are a trio of hungry fellas
Who dream at night about mozzarellas
What are we hoping will fill our cellars?
Parmesans and bries
I wanna start with a chewy cheddar
I find I like a Havarti better
Give mе a fork in a mound of feta
How we love thе cheese?
In a wedge
In a hunk
In a wheel
In a chunk
Does it stink?
Like a skunk
Yummy yum yum yum yum
In a slice
In a brick
Very nice
Very thick
Over rice
On a stick
Licking up every crumb
For all our efforts we don't want money
Don't want a beach where it's warm and sunny
Just give us something that's soft and runny
Yellow, blue or white
And when the rest of the town is resting
Oh, the ricotta we'll be digesting
No one can top us at fine infesting
Nighty nighty night
Some people think that we're vermin
But we're just misunderstood
The connoisseurs of the castle
Oh yeah the livin' is good
Ooh, can you taste it?
Ooh, can you taste it?
Ooh, can you taste it? (Yum, yum)
Ooh, can you taste it? (Yum, yum)
Now that we've finished our little errand
Think of the goudas we'll be comparin'
Think of the fondue that we'll be sharin'
Extra drippy, please
Here is the end of our bedtime story
Bring on the edible inventory
This is the moment of rodent glory
Now we get the cheese
Now we get the
Cheese, cheese, cheese (Cheese)
Cheese, cheese, cheese
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese
Cheese!