[Verse 1]
Are you sure you want to listen to me rap?
It's worse than being shot in the kneecap
You really don't wanna make me snap
I'll use my awesome rhymes to make you see that
You have always been will always be crap
You better fucking listen, there's no recap
If you fuck with me I promise you will be slapped
Then I'll rape your dad and force-feed him tree sap
And buy some drugs and laugh while I relapse
Before I lay down on your bed and take three naps
[Hook/Middle thing/repeated-short-verse/Idk]
But none of this is true, I'm a pussy
I'll probably start to cry if you push me
'Cause I'm not hard at all, I'm soft and mushy
But I won't shut up, you cannot shush me
None of this is true, I'm a pussy
I'll probably start to cry if you push me
I'm not hard at all, I'm soft and mushy
But I won't shut up, you cannot shush me
[Verse 2]
Do you think my dick is big? Not even slightly
If you wanna win a fight, come fight me
You have never fought someone like me
I'll break down and cry most likely
And call and beg my mom to come find me
I promise you she won't take it lightly
And she's so strong and powerful and mighty
That she'll bitchslap you so hard you might be
Paralyzed for life, yeah that's right, G
'Cause she's more powerful than God Almighty
And as beautiful as Aphrodite
Even though her pussy's gross and slimy
She'll seduce and take control over your psyche
And demand you eat her pussy every night, see
She's got slaves in her basement; more than ninety
God damn, she's so feisty