The Quieting of Oliver Tweak (The Stone Freak)

Oliver Tweak was a stone freak
A giant in his day
When Oliver Tweak was a little stone freak
He picked up a rock on his way
A rock on his way to school

In the beginning
When Oliver Tweak was supposed to be
Kissin' the girls 'neath the shady tree
Where do you think Oliver would be?
He was pickin' up stones in the stone country
Stone country was he

Then one day, Oliver
Found out he was Oliver
Oliver Tweak
Oliver Tweak

Then one day, Oliver
Found out he was Oliver
Oliver Tweak
Oliver Tweak

Oliver Tweak, he went to town
He looked everywhere and all around
There were no stones that could be found
Not one stone that could be found around

Poor Oliver
The moral of the story is what you might guess
The ending didn't turn out for the best
The townspeople stoned and stoned the little stone freak
And that was the quieting of Oliver Tweak
Oliver Tweak

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