The Queens English

[Intro]
Yeah, eh
Uh, hah
He
A-E-I-O-U
I got a girl named
Raba Laba Laba Laba Ding Dong

[Verse]
The Queen's English of the town crier
Hold the pliers 'til you pry 'em from my cold dead fingers
For loosing up the death harbingers
Diddle-iddle-iddle-in, carpenter
Beyond the need to draw a picture
Find out, just write a joint without a chorus
While I peel an orange on a park bench
This piece'll be the porridge, how I tinker with the temper'
The proof is in the pudding like the ink is in the printer
Okay, I knеw a babe who had a baby, went and ate hеr own placenta
Don't say that to offend her, I represent her
The father celebrated, raised the baby in all her splendor
The baby came of age, [?] faded
Had a fender bender
Everytime the sun descend, I have my own agenda
That's to have a night to remember
Gotta stencil up my emblem
And independent L from blowin' on the embers
When I'm not on my J.O., spraying mayo from the member

Slender a spender, Last Airbender
The cartoon, not the movie
Let's boogie woogie
Let's cut her up
Let's trade in the bandwagon for a Volkswagen bug
Fortex or bust
Buds before buns
Dawn before dusk
Love before lust
Don't hunt me for my tusks, I can't be touched
Swinging my trunk

Uh-huh, what a hunk
I am, therefore I think, therefore I thunk
Let's fast forward before Atlantis was sunk
Wanted, I'll be always in the hallways playing manhunt
Throw your hands up, if—
Whatever specific condition, as if you need permission
I'll put the super into superstition
Took the soup from out the soup kitchen
Uh, what the Fu-Schnicken
I down a pound of Kung Pao chicken
I'm always in the field, Cal Ripken
Gallopin', with the horsepower of the whip
Emmett Brown hooked to the clock tower

Wowzers, I deflower
Sometimes I gotta talk in code just to say I don't be taking cold showers
I sleep through chick flicks, both hours
And always the Rings: Part 2, Legend of the Two Towers
My info from the source, my sauce sweet and sour
My super knows karate that he learned in Okinawa
[?] say the prey I corner and devour
Those in hopes of going gold will take a golden shower

Hah, the sweet release
This one is for the Cosby's and Sweet Denise
Rudy grew up bad too, 'cept she got a perm
I mostly don't be talking 'cept for talking out of turn
I never don't be running but I'll run another term
Judge had questions far as papers I was served
I told him "None of your concern"
He tried looking stern, he said "Son, you're gonna get what you deserve"
I told him "Yessir, I definitely got the nerve"
Hey, no, the monster he done nerfed
He said it's Google Earth, so he gon' learn
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