The Quarantine Anthem

So everybody's staying inside
Just had a wank for like the 8th time
I wanna go outside, hang with my friends
Before I… lose my mind
I tried to make an order online
But there's no toilet paper in sight
Don't tell my roommate miles
But I used his dog when I wiped.. my behind

Yeah, I've be so lonely, In quarantine
I ordered Uber Eats, for company
My mums been calling me
And asking me if I'm alright

I wanna go outside
But I'm not trying to die
So I'm just gonna lay in bed
Hang with my friends over Skype
So be my quaran-tine
My body's sanitised
I guess I gotta work from home
S-- on the phone every night
I wanna go outside

I think I'm slowly losing my mind
I just watched mean girls for the 9th time
Swear I got so much time
I could find the cure if I tried… nah, I'm fine

Yeah, I've be so lonely, In quarantine
I ordered Uber Eats, for company
My mums been calling me
And asking me if I'm alright

I wanna go outside
But I'm not trying to die
So I'm just gonna lay in bed
Hang with my friends over skype
So be my quaran-tine
My body's sanitised
I guess I gotta work from home
S-- on the phone every night
I wanna go outside