The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie

[Skit]
Holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie
Oh, you like it do ya?
It's fuckin' awesome, Donnie, it must be fast and shit
This fucking boat's got more balls then the fuckin Celtic's lockerroom
Yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs or something
One might think that but guess what? It didn't cost me jack shit
What do you mean?
I stole it out of a winter storage parking lot
No fucking way! Are you fuckin' shittin' me?
Yeah, paintjob, change of the license and bingo here we are sunny times
Oh yeah, the sun is extra fucking hot, I had to stop drinking or I was gonna pass out
I didn't eat all day, I'm extra fucking buzzed
Alright you fucking lightweights