The Prime Minister of Defense

We're all normal dudes
Most the time, we fight and we lose
We lose

Life's kinda like baseball
It's failure, but at least we brought booze
We brought booze

We're all Johnny MacDonald
Always at the plate, trying to break a slump
We'd try hard if we were able
But this taste in our mouth kinda leaves us numb

We're all Johnny MacDonald
Always at the plate, trying to break a slump
We'd try hard if we were able
But this taste in our mouth kinda leaves us numb

Let's stay in the minors
Let's stay in the minors
Where we can hit well, even when we're drunk

Let's stay in the minors
Let's stay in the minors
Where we can hit well, even when we're drunk

We got a great defense
For why we bailed on all our plans