The President Was Shot

The president was shot, that is what he got
The president of the United States was shot
A sniper in a tree, it was me
I'm a sniper with a scope and a rifle in a tree
The president waved his hand to the people in this land
I was quick and I shot him and he fell in the sand

His death was very humane, because I hit him in the brain
The president ended his life without an ounce of pain
Although I shot him through the eye, he was a vеry nice guy
I liked this presidеnt but he had to die
It was not a political act, I will tell you the fact
I was paid very well for the sniper attack
I harbored no Ill-will, I was hired to kill
My hourly rate is a thousand dollar bill

I shot this man today, and then I walked away
The Secret Service has nothing at all to say
And the country is upside down, while I'm running around
Blowing my money in Vegas and playing the clown
I picked up a nice hooker and loaded up on liquor
We had a party in my hotel room where I fucked her
She turned on the television, the news was never ending
CNN was on the assassination
My hooker started to cry, and then I asked her why
She said she thought it was rude they shot him through the eye

The president was shot, that is what he got
The president of the United States was shot
The president of the United States was shot
The president of the United States was shot