The Poo Poo Song

Hey Connor, you wanna go out and play?
No, not right now Mr. Bigglesby
Why, what's the matter?
Well, I'm a big boy now and I don't want to wear diapers anymore
Oh, is that all?
Don't you remember the song that we sang?
Oh, yeah!
One, two, three, four
Poo poo, poo poo
Everybody has to go poo poo
Poo poo, poo poo
All day long
Don't be afraid of the big white bowl
With the water in the middle and the bottom, there's a hole
Flush in, the water goes round and round
And all the poo poo deep goes down
Poo poo, poo poo
Everybody has to go poo poo
Poo poo, poo poo
All day long
La la la la la la
La la la la la la (thanks Mr. Bigglesby)
La la la la la la
La la la la la la (you're my best friend)
Mommy and daddy is gonna be so proud
No more dirty diapers, I'm a big kid now
I don't need anybody's help
I can go poo poo by myself
Poo poo, poo poo
Everybody has to go poo poo
Poo poo, poo poo
All day long
Poo poo, poo poo
Everybody has to go poo poo
Poo poo, poo poo
All day long
Poo poo song
Come on Mr. Bigglesby, now I'm ready to play!