The Polite Way To Rob A Bank

I drew a picture that looks weird
It is jesus but i left out the beard
The eyes don't follow where you walk
But the lips move when other people talk

I invented a way of robbing banks
It starts with "the money please" and ends with "thanks"
I got a patent on the letter "d"
So be careful what you say around me

I wrote the story of a trip
To the faucet with the loudest drip
The folks there don't have time to drink
Because they're building the world's most quiet sink

I invented a way of robbing banks
It starts with "the money please" and ends with "thanks"
I got a patent on the letter "d"
So be careful what you say around me

I wrote the story of a plan
To murder the world's most thirsty man
I still don't have the motive done
But the weapon is a water gun

I invented a way of robbing banks
It starts with "the money please" and ends with "thanks"
I've been reading since i was three
So be careful what you say around me