This song is about a chef that loves to make anything pasta related.
It is said that he walks around his pizzeria in a mascot’s costume and kidnaps children by swallowing them whole into his suit so that he can waddle back to the kitchen and make more delicious pizzas.
The children are never seen ag...
Well big boy Pizza Tony
Has lips and ears abony
His skin's slick and admony
Shit in my mouth, Tony
His pies come big and tiny
His hat smells like my mommy
He sold out pasta Paulie
Shit in my mouth, Tony
The way he makes his pizza
It gives the kids amnesia
It fits his new Fiesta
Shit in my mouth, Tony
He puts it in the oven
He taps the big red button
It smells like silly onion
Shit in my mouth, Tony
-SMALL BREAK-
The pasta's up and running
Don't flinch, 'cause here it's coming
You'll find it very stunning
Shit in my mouth, Tony
-INSTRUMENTAL BREAK-
-TONY SOLO-
The PizzaTony Song was written by AXIE.
AXIE released The PizzaTony Song on Mon Feb 18 2019.