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Late last night, I had a terrible dream
I made a horrible mistake, or so it would seem
I guess I must have spent a little too much time in my chemistry class, 'cause the periodic table was after me
The Periodic Table of the Elements
Was twice the size of an elephant
It was a matter of time before I met my fate
And I was murdered by the table of atomic weights
Nitrogen and oxygen were laughing at me
And the Tungsten was as hot as it could possibly be
The Uranium exploded in a fiery blast
And the carbon said I died a million years in the past
The Periodic Table of the Elements
Was fifty the size of an elephant
It was a matter of time before I met my fate
And I was murdered by the table of atomic weights