The Perfect SCOTCH Tape

[Intro, Travis Scotch]
Hello Everyone
It's Travis Scotch on the track
And the mic quality won't be as good for this song since I wasn't able to hit the studio during quarantine
But anyway, here we go
Travis Scotch on the track

[Verse 1, Travis Scotch]
I am the greatest rapper of all time
Everyone knows I have the most fire rhymes
I'm not offbeat like [?] is
Everyone knows I use Scotch Tape
Everyone knows that I'm with NFL Youngman and Lil UwU Vert and Bruno Stars
And he's not Bruno Mars
So quit telling him he's Bruno Mars
Cause he's actually Bruno Stars
And it's Travis Scotch, I'm a rock star
Ay

[Verse 2, Bruno Mars}
Yeah it's Bruno Stars in hеre
It's not Bruno Mars
And I am a very big rock star
And I got the Uptown Funk
But I don't likе the Uptown Funk anymore so I love the Downtown Funk
That will be the name of my [?] album
And I
And I am selling these albums
And I am so cool
Bruno Stars on the track with Travis Scotch
And I got a lot of money
And I'm the best singer
Because I have very good pop music
And I don't like Draek
So I'm going to bully him, yeah
Bruno Stars on the track
You know who it is
It's Bruno Stars not Bruno Mars
And if you call me Bruno Mars then I'm going to find you and I'm going to make you look like a clown
Because that's who you are

[Verse 3, NFL Youngman]
NFL Youngman on the track
[?]
[?] have a clock
Because I went to the store to buy a clock
Because I ran out of timers
Because when time happens I'm about to drop my album
[?]

[Verse 4, Lil Uwu Vert]
Lil Uwu Vert
I don't even have time for my verse