The Penguin

Will someone wake me from this dream?
I just saw the strangest thing, last night
A talking penguin made me cry
You think I'm crazy, it's no lie

He spoke to me of love and life
Failed to mention we were on thin ice
And when it cracked I started to fall
Oh, penguin do you care about me at all?

Oh, penguin please lend me your hand
Won't you try and help me understand, why
Deep down in the ocean I submerge
But I keep my cool despite the urge, to crawl up and die?

He gave advice on passion and reason
Failed to mention that it changes with season
And when it cracked I started to fall
Oh, penguin do you care about me at all?

When you fall, fall, fall, fall down in love
It's sometimes cold
When you crawl, crawl, crawl, crawl out of love
You're not as bold

And it makes as much sense as wearing flip flops in winter
Or shorts in December, you know I don't like my legs
Everyone knows that penguins can't fly
So I have no choice but to slide…
So I slide away