The Only Trouble with Me

I received my big promotion down at the lumberyard
And my income tax return will soon be due
I just made my last big payment on my '68 Corvair
The only trouble with me is you

I came up with a winning ticket on an ocean liner cruise
And the trip and everything was planned for two
And I arranged for our vacation and the time I thought we'd leave
Now the only trouble at all is you

Yeah, the only trouble with me is you
And it's driving me out of my mind
Hey, I've done everything a man can do
And you refuse me every time

I gave up my bachelor quarters where the secret bed comes down
And the vices that I am guilty of are few
And everyone who knows me says I'm fun to be around
Oh, the only trouble with me is you

Yeah, the only trouble with me is you
And it's driving me out of my mind
Hey, I've done everything a man can do
And you refuse me every time

I gave up my bachelor quarters where the secret bed comes down
And the vices that I am guilty of are few
And everyone who knows me says I'm fun to be around
Hey, the only trouble with me is you
Yeah, the only trouble with me is you