The Only Slide I Ever Played On

[Verse 1]
The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar
The only swinging I've ever done was in some bar
The only playground I played around on
Is when I played around with that woman named Joanie
Only slide I've ever played on is a slide guitar

[Verse 2]
The only school I've ever been to was the school of hard knocks
My major was major mistakes, I made a lot
The only degree I ever earned at all
Is a PhD in havin' a ball
The only slide I ever played on is a slidе guitar

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
Oh, the only book learning that I've еver had
Was from a mailbag guitar book I got from my Dad
The only test I ever made a passing grade on
Was "Testing 1 2 3" on this microphone

[Verse 3]
The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar
The only swinging I've ever done was in some bar
The only playground I played around on
Is when I played around with that woman named Joanie
Only slide I've ever played on is a slide guitar

[Outro]
The only slide I ever played on is a slide guitar