The One Who

I love the one who
I love the one who
Goes to movies alone
I love the one who
I love the one who
Doesn't have a phone
I love the one who
I love the one who
Has never been stoned
I love the one who
I love the one who
Leaves me alone

I love the one who
I love the one who's
Yard is overgrown
I love the one who
I love the one who's
All skin and bone
I love the one who
I love the one who
Plays The Microphones
I love the one who
I love the one who
Leaves me alone

And when we kissed I cried
And when you left I died

I love the one who
I love the one who
Gets drunk every night
I love the one who
I love the one who
Wants to start a fight
I love the one who
I love the one who
Is always right
I love the one who
I love the one who
Will always be mine

And when you shook my hand
I never felt more like a man

I love the one who
I love the one who
Dreams in black and white
I love the one who
I love the one who
Makes breakfast at night
I love the one who
I love the one who
Lets the bedbugs bite
I love the one who
I love the one who
Will always be mine

Will always be mine
Will always be mine
Will always be mine