The One and the Only

Well he’s a bit too smart
Too quick off the mark
A regular knife drawer Jack
Too nice for too long
Then too nasty too quickly
As soon as you turn your back
You can feel the anger as time goes by
With every little sideways look
But he’s not that strong
And he’s not that novel
You can read him like a book
Stupid little arrogant fucker

Here he comes, smart as a whip
The one and the only
There’s no wonder why
Funny how hate can be
He won’t hear your crying
Won’t have the time of day
He just walks on by
And it’s like he doesn’t notice
Yeah right

He’s a bit too sharp
Too quick off the mark
A regular knife drawer jack
Too nice for too long
Then too nasty too quickly
As soon as you turn your back
You can feel the anger as time goes by
With every little sideways look
But he’s not that strong
And he’s not that novel
You can read him like a book
Stupid little arrogant fucker

Here he comes, mick the miller’s mate
The one and the only
There’s no wonder why
Funny how hate can be
He won’t hear your crying
Won’t have the time of day
He just walks on by
And it’s like he doesn’t notice
Yeah right
'Cos he’s the one and the only