The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band

[ALL]
Come hear the genuine
Come hear the genuine
The one and only
The one and only
Come hear the hullabaloo, tickety boom
Tweedle dee dee, plinkety plink
Better get ready to hear
And better get ready to cheer
The one and only, genuine, original family band

[GRANDPA]
Play it loud!
[CALVIN]
Play it proud!
[KATIE]
For together here we stand
[ALL]
The one and only, genuine, original family band

[CALVIN]
Come hear the hullabaloo of our tuba
Hear the tickety-boom of our drum
Hear the twiddly-dee of our woodwind
Hear our plinked-plinking banjos strum

And when the razamatazz of our brasses
Begins to pizzazz in the air something grand
[ALL]
Better get ready to hear and better get ready to cheer
The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band

[KATIE]
We can play with virtuosity
Waltzes, marches, polkas, and mazurkas
[ALICE]
We can play them sentimentally
Or just like the music at the circus!

[ALL]
And when the razamatazz of our brasses
Begins to pizzazz in the air something grand
Better get ready to hear and better get ready to cheer
The One and Only, One and Only
One and Only,One and Only
One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band