The Oldest Man on MySpace
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Lemon Demon
The Oldest Man on MySpace by Lemon Demon
Release Date
Performed by
Lemon DemonProduced by
Neil CicieregaWrited by
Neil CicieregaAbout
“The Oldest Man on MySpace” is quite self-explanatory – it’s a song about the oldest man on MySpace, known as one of the world’s biggest social media website from 2005-2008 .
The aforementioned old man depicts how he flirts with teenage girls online and fakes his age.
The Oldest Man on MySpace Lyrics
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
On the old computer by my rest home bed
All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times
Everyone in my Top Eight is dead
When I see a teenaged girl all made up like a whore
It takes me straight back to the second world war
But I know she'll never love an old fart like me
Which is why I put my age as twenty-three
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song
I'm writing out my will in glitter text
I'm giving everything to Tom
Whippersnapper
OMG
Less than three
LOL
What's that smell?
Oops
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
I'm the oldest man on MySpace
The Oldest Man on MySpace Q&A
Who wrote The Oldest Man on MySpace's ?
The Oldest Man on MySpace was written by Neil Cicierega.
Who produced The Oldest Man on MySpace's ?
The Oldest Man on MySpace was produced by Neil Cicierega.
When did Lemon Demon release The Oldest Man on MySpace?
Lemon Demon released The Oldest Man on MySpace on Fri Jun 26 2009.