The Nine Neighborly Gifts

[Verse 1]
Julie: I got a gift from a neighbor!
Can you guess what they gave to me?
Unwrap the string and the paper
It’s a twinkling topper for the christmas tree!

[Verse 2]
Howdy: I got a gift from a neighbor!
Can you guess what they gave to me?
Unwrap the string and the paper-

[Interlude 1]
Howdy: By the way, we got a half-off sale
On all things dandy and decorative here at the shop!
Bring heaps of holiday spirit into your home today-
Julie: Howdy!
Frank: NOT the time!
Eddie: Kinda poor taste…
Howdy: Oh, okay, okayyy, I’m done. *clears throat*

[Verse 2 Continued]
Howdy: A whole lotta holly
Together: And a twinkling topper for the christmas tree!

[Verse 3]
Poppy: I got a gift from a neighbor!
Can you guеss what they gave to me?
Unwrap thе string and the paper
Yards and yards of yellow yarn
Howdy: A whole lotta holly
Together: And there’s a twinkling topper for the christmas tree!

[Verse 4]
Frank: I got a gift from a neighbor!
Can you guess what they gave to me?
Unwrap the string and the paper
A brand new bug net
Poppy: Yards and yards of yellow yarn
Howdy: A whole lotta holly
Together: And there’s a twinkling topper for the christmas tree!

[Verse 5]
Eddie: I got a gift from a neighbor!
Can you guess what they gave to me?
Unwrap the strings and the paper
A book to store my stamps in
Frank: A brand new bug net
Poppy: Yards and yards of yellow yarn
Howdy: A whole lotta holly
Together: And there’s a twinkling topper for the christmas tree!

[Verse 6]
Sally: I got a gift from a neighbor!
Can you guess what they gave to me?
Unwrap the string and the paper
Blinking bulbs as bright as me
Eddie: A book to store my stamps in
Frank: A brand new bug net
Poppy: Yards and yards of yellow yarn
Howdy: A whole lotta holly
Together: And there’s a twinkling topper for the christmas tree!

[Verse 7]
Barnaby: I got a gift from a neighbor!
Can you guess what they gave to me?
Unwrap the string and the paper
A trumpet for my troubles
Sally: Blinking bulbs as bright as me
Eddie: A book to store my stamps in
Frank: A brand new bug net
Poppy: Yards and yards of yellow yarn
Howdy: A whole lotta holly
Together: And there’s a twinkling topper for the christmas tree!

[Verse 8]
Home: *house-related noises* (I got a gift from a neighbor!)
*more house-related noises* (Can you guess what they gave to me?)
*even more house-related noises* (Unwrap the string and the paper)
*even MORE house-related noises* (Fresh baked hotcakes)
Barnaby: A trumpet for my troubles
Sally: Blinking bulbs as bright as me
Eddie: A book to store my stamps in
Frank: A brand new bug net
Poppy: Yards and yards of yellow yarn
Howdy: A whole lotta holly
Together: And there’s a twinkling topper for the christmas tree!

[Interlude 2]
Barnaby: Hey, kid… it’s your turn!
Wally: Oh…! That’s right

[Verse 9]
Wally: I got a gift from a neighbor!
Can you guess what they gave to me?
Unwrap the string and paper
A… apple
*house-related noises* (Fresh baked hotcakes)
Barnaby: A trumpet for my troubles
Sally: Blinking bulbs as bright as me
Eddie: A book to store my stamps in
Frank: A brand new bug net
Poppy: Yards and yards of yellow yarn
Howdy: A whole lotta holly
Together: And there’s a twinkling topper for the christmas tree!

[Outro]
Barnaby: Gee, I sure hope Santa graces us with his… presents! *laughter*
Julie: Oh, Barnaby!
Sally: Come on! That was an almost perfect take!
Home: *Creak of agreement*
Barnaby: What? Am I barking up the wrong Christmas tree?
Frank: *annoyed grunt*
Poppy: *quiet laughter*
Barnaby: Yule learn to love it! *laughter*
Wally: …What is a Santa?