The Nice Kitty Song

I got this little kitty about 10 years ago
I guess he's not so little, he's kind of old and slow
I wouldn't call him a ninja, now way no how
If anything I'd say he looks like a cow
My kitty's so nice he'd never bite my hand
He never gets in trouble if he did he'd get SLAMMED
But there was this one time when he accidentally bit me
So he rubbed his face on my face and apologized quickly

If there's one thing I don't like, It's when he licks
But then again who can resist this
All he really does is just sit in his chair
24/7 like he just don't care
His energy lacks. He's in that chair all day. (not me!)
He wouldn't even move if a gorilla was in the way
With this kitty I don't worry about a thing
He's the nicest little kitty so we call him Persia!

My little kitty doesn't fight, no he's so nice
In the end Sparta didn't stand a chance, no!
Persia had won that night
Hey little kitty yeah your so nice, so nice

Hey little kitty, yeah where'd you go?
Oh wait, I think I know...

Without a doubt I thought that you'd be in
The chair but no
It must be time for meow mix
He knows his food sucks but he'll eat it anyway
People food equals a tummy ache
And I don't want to be the one to clean up his throw up
Plus we're over that stage he was nice enough to grow up
And when he's gotta poo, he knows what to do
"Hey Dave let me out, I'll be back in a few" (ok)
Life's so great so much time to relax
Yeah life's so great when you've got my cat